Chinaman, Bovril and Me

Me : Bovril got or not?

Chinaman : Bovree aaa? What Bovree aaa?

Me : The black black color one inside fat bottle..

Chinaman : Black black one fat fat bottle aaa?

Me : Aiyaa you know Marmite or not? Something like that laa..?

Chinaman : Aiyaaa.. "BOVREW" arr? Say properly la next time.. Bovree Bovree... where I understand?

Me : Aiyaa I said BOVRIL la just now...

Chinaman : Nooo.. not Bovree.. BOVREW!!!

Me : (Sigh)